Pornotology

Instead of talking about porn, I’m going to talk about a topic that is a little more humorous in nature. Actually, it all depends on your POV. It can be humorous or it may have gone past the boundaries of acceptable conduct!

Right now in Canada, as in the US, elections are in full swing. There’s election coverage overkill on TV networks. In the Canadian election, the Tories ran a video this morning showing an Atlantic bird called a puffin flying by and shitting on the shoulder of Stephane Dion, the Liberal leader. It’s been taken down since the time I’m writing, posting this blog, but you can witness the aftermath of this incident…

Everyone is so upset with this, calling it tasteless electioneering! Of course as expected, Dion reacted to this video negatively! If I were him I would have used it to my advantage… I would have said: “You know the saying that when a bird shits on you, it’s considered good luck. So it means that I am going to win the election!” It would have put a humorous edge on the video and thrown it right back in the face of the Tories! Unfortunately, he could not come up with something this clever. It just reinforces my opinion of Dion that he is a weak leader, that he would make a weak PM and that his English communication skills are so damn poor!

It’s no wonder that so many people cheat on their spouses. It’s part of the evolutionary process. A few days ago I talked about female swans cheating on their male mates but the same is also true of Peregrine Falcons. This interesting story involving 3 falcons in Western Canada (Edmonton or Calgary to be more precise) has been making the news.

Here’s the story in brief. The male falcon’s female mate is currently flying back to the nest from somewhere in South America, but in the meantime, a younger female has moved in with this male mate. Of course the guy isn’t going to kick the younger chick out. What kind of bird wants to be all alone in a nest. Plus, what if his former mate doesn’t make it back to the nest alive! You see, it all boils down to reproduction and the evolutionary process.

The older female finally arrives home. The scientists know her exact whereabouts because she has a tracking device that was placed on her last season. You’d think after flying from such a far distance that she would be tired, but no… She sees that a new female has moved in and she is pissed. A 1/2 hour bird catfight ensues.

To make the long story short, the older female loses and has to leave in search of a new mate and the male falcon ends up with the younger chick. Again the idea of survival of the fittest when it comes to mating.

My friend provides me with all sorts of interesting pieces of information and here is one that I think you will find interesting. Have you ever considered what the ideal age of a woman should be that you should be dating? Supposedly, she should be 1/2 your age plus 7. So if you’re 40, your date, girlfriend or wife should be: 27 years old or higher. This is at least usually the case for most people unless of course your are Hugh Hefner. He seems to date women 1/3 his age! Most people though I think date women within 5 years of their age.

Now if you’re dating a girl who is below this range, all I have to say is: ‘Nice…’

Since there are a lot of cougars out there and women who prefer younger men, I guess you can also apply this formula to women dating men.

Enjoy this photo gallery of Couples Seducing Cute Younger Women

Besides porn, I also really enjoy watching and playing sports. If you are a Detroit Tigers’ baseball fan, you probably aren’t very happy this morning. Talk about the big choke. Heavily favorites to win, but disappointing against St Louis. I really thought that they were going to win the World Series. They were on a roll after easily defeating Minnesota and Oakland and they looked simply unstoppable. A World Series win was inevitable especially since they had home field advantage. Maybe this was the problem? Or maybe, the week’s layoff hurt their timing and momentum. The hitters weren’t hitting, there were a lot of defensive errors in the field and questionable managerial decisions. Very reminiscent of the losing years of the Tigers.

Look on the bright side. There is always next year. With the strong and young pitching the Tigers have, the deep pockets of their owner, a really good manager and barring any unforeseen circumstances, they look like a strong team for years to come.

In the meantime, brighten up your day by enjoying the free porn my blog has to offer and the links to some great xxx sites.

Everyone loves candies and sweets, but I especially love the eye candy you’ll find at the local gym. All packaged up in tight and revealing outfits. It really gets my adrenaline pumping and my energy levels up to workout extra hard.

Anyway, I was at the gym the other day. At this time of year, you have a lot of new members signing up. If you’re a regular member, you see a lot of people come and go. Let me tell you, there were plenty of hot babes to look at, but one really caught my eye. She was with a female personal trainer. She was about 5′9″ to 5′10, with a tight and slim build, in her very early twenties and she had a slight bounce in her walk, to her walk. Her tits were perky - a good handful, she had shoulder-length dark hair and a gorgeous face. I definitely would have enjoyed being her personal trainer!

Talking about eye candy, you may want to check my Virgin Teen Lesbians blog entry where you will see closeups of candy sweet amateur teens licking shaved pussy and where one of the teens gets to lose her lesbian virginity.

When the Trailer Park Boys first aired on TV, I figured it wouldn’t last long. At the time I thought who wants to watch a show centered around the lives of people in a trailer park anyway! Plus, I really couldn’t get into the show while watching the first few episodes. Well, the show is still on and I was wrong. I guess the reason for it’s success is the wild topics it deals with and it helps that the show started to air during the reality show craze on TV, which seems to still be going on strong.

Yes, I have watched this show when I need a good laugh or just to unwind. I haven’t watched every episode though, but from the episodes I have watched, the show is about three guys living in a trailer park who are just trouble for almost everyone. All they seem to do is smoke weed, grow weed and drink. Occasionaly, they find themselves in jail.

Since the show has aired for so long, it was inevitable that a movie would be created. You can see a trailer for the movie here which opens in theaters on Friday October 6th.

Getting back to the Trailer Park Boys… This Canadian show has also aired in United States and Great Brittain, that I am aware of.

As you can see, this blog is not just about sex. Oh well, I guess it is! For those of you who love to watch naked chicks smoking weed, check out this hot blonde toker.

 I heard in the news today that a tabloid in the UK reported that the Swedish wife of Tiger Woods posed nude for porn websites in the past. Tiger denies this. He claims that she had nude photos taken of her, but that they were not pornographic. They were modeling photos and not photos taken for porn websites. Whether she posed nude for a porn site or to get AHEAD in her modeling career, I don’t know nor do I really care. All I want to say is that posing nude on a porn website is not necessarily bad even if she did! There are a lot of classy porn websites with photos of absolutely beautiful women not engaging in sex. One does not need to see them fucking to enjoy their beauty. After all the human body naked is beautiful and natural, of course depending on your tastes.

I suspect in the next few days more of these nude photos will be popping up everywhere on the net. So Tiger, ignore the media and how they portray her and stick to the game of golf! By making a big deal of this, the issue gets to be known by more people and blow out of proportion. Just my commentary for today.

Since today is the 5 year anniversary of the 9/11 tragedy, I’d like to share with you a real Survivor story from the Twin Towers.

I was watching a documentary last week on the Discovery Channel about the Twin Towers. It looked at what happened in the Towers before they collapsed based on telephone conversations, survivor interviews and re-creations of the events of that day.

One survivor story I found really fascinating and incredible to believe. A man was on the phone that day discussing business. He looked out the window and could see at eye-level a plane heading right for the Tower (the north I think) and him. It’s pretty unbelievable. Imagine staring out your window and you are faced with this view! What’s the first thing that would enter your mind? So he got under his desk. The plane must have crashed a floor or two above him because his office and the floor he was on was in ruins. This turned out to be a smart move. He survived the crash. Although he was temporarily and partially deaf, he could still hear a phone ringing in the office which to him seemed surreal. Now all he had to do was get out of there, but how? He seemed to be trapped. He called out for help. Luckily another man was trying to make his way out of the building with his colleagues and could hear him. He came to his rescue and instructed him to climb up a pile of rubble and climb through a small hole.

In the end, this man was able to climb down the stairs from 70th something floor, face almost certain death just staring in his face and live to tell the events of the day. Pretty incredible!

This is a person I can call a true Survivor.

I was watching the sports news the other day. I think it was Sunday. I can’t remember the exact day. The weather was crappy the entire Labor Day weekend so the days just seemed like a blur.

This guy decided he was going to propose to his girlfriend during a baseball game. I can’t recall which one. Could have been the Mets or Yankees. Some stadium with a boisterous crowd. Anyway, the crowd basically screamed to him that he should not do it. Despite the crowd’s vocal opposition, he went ahead and did propose to her. She accepted.

Anyway, for the rest of the game he got booed by the crowd for asking her to marry him. If she said no, the crowd would have cheered. Either way, it was or would have been humiliating for him. So be careful guys where you propose these days because you’ll never know what reaction you will get.

Guys, here’s something to think about carefully when choosing your next girlfriend or wife. It’s pretty scary to think and could be morbid, in the end.

On Tuesday at York University in Toronto a male student got stabbed by his girlfriend on campus in their dorm room over some sort of argument. Then she tried to take her own life by stabbing herself. Both according to news reports will live and are in hospital.

Imagine if this happened when he was asleep? She would have surely either have killed him or cut off his nuts and dick! Ouch!

I guess all I want to say is that you gotta be careful who you date or marry these days.